And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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