Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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