he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
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We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
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This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
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I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Randomize