They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Randomize
