One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I have post one night stand depression
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