honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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