Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Someone shit on the floor
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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