she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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