Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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