Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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