does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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