I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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