what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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