Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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