Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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