So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
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Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
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I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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