Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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