Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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