I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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