If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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