38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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