"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
is that a dick in a sweater?
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