MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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