your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
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are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Walk of Shame today included voting.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
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At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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