Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
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winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
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Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.