Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
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this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
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(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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