Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I think I have vodka in my lungs
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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