your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Do you still have your period?
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
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Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
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I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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