last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
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I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
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Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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