their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
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Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
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Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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