Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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