tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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