yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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