oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
You pole danced in your parka.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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