Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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