but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Randomize