he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
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