Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I have post one night stand depression
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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