She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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