this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
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We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
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Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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