Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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