we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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