I think im going to throw up on grandma
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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