There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
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He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
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I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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