What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
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he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
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I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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