So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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