he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
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The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
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I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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