i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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