S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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