i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
She's not a foreskin expert like you
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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