That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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