we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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