The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
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I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
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Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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